I saved a delightful photo of myself as my coworker's desktop wallpaper. I thought it would make him laugh. He repaid me by changing my desktop wallpaper to a picture of Dave Matthews. I HATE Dave Matthews. DESPISE Dave Matthews. Of course, Coworker knows this, and so selected not just any Dave... but sweaty Dave. Eew.
I try to bring a smile to his face, and he tries to bring a little throw-up to my mouth.
So I borrowed his hoodie and then I rubbed my butt on it.
7 hours ago