Saturday, August 30, 2008

Twitter is making me lazy

It's just too easy. And it wants me to be brief. DEMANDS that I be brief. "Write a couple sentences," it invites, "and then feel free to move on to something else."

And then I come to Blogger, and it's all "What? Only two sentences? What the hell's wrong with you? Write a freakin' paragraph, already." And then it calls my momma a whore.

The pressure to perform is just too much.

In a similar fashion, Anthropologie is making me pudgy. "Come," it entices, "immerse yourself in a flowing bohemian tunic top." They're practically begging me to lose my waist in favor of a pseudo baby bump.

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