Friday, March 14, 2008

You are now chatting with God...

Me: Are you bigger than a bread box?

God: How many megabytes is a bread box ?

Me: 1000

God: I like the way you talk.

Me: Are you coming on to me?

God: Do I act like it? I don't mean to come across that way.

Me: You want me, don't you?

God: It depends on what you mean by "want.".

Me: Desire

God: What do you look like?

Me: I am gorgeous. What do you look like?

God: Like Jesus, but older.

Me: That's hot.

God: I'm glad we have that all cleared up.

Have your own chat with God. He misses you.

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