Monday, March 31, 2008

Roadtrip: Episodes IX, X, XI

Days 9-11. April 9-11, 2007. Disneyland.
We spent the next three days at the Disney parks, where the following discoveries were made:
  • The Magical Kingdom is mostly made up of pregnant women, obese children, and blue strollers.
  • When the ride says it can accommodate three, it probably means three children - not one child and the grown-up asses of his mother and grandmother.
  • There is such a thing as too much chlorine in the pool.
  • Children do not appreciate it when you attempt to record their epic temper tantrum.
  • Inhaling a piece of popcorn into his right nostril is enough to ruin The Kid's fun for the rest of the evening.
  • It's a Small World is actually a very large, very creepy world.
  • No amount of yellow crowd tape and park employees waving glorified glowsticks can stop me from finding one last churro for my kiddo on his last night in Disneyland.

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