Wednesday, October 03, 2007

Co-parenting via cell phone

Recent texts between me and the ex:

"Your son has decided on a name for his future band: Little Brown Beavers."

"Stop spelling his name like that. He's not a piece of bread."

"Your son just did the penis dance in the shower."

"He didn't get a new pen. He made a new friend NAMED Penn."

"How's his butt look today?"

"Daycare called. You forgot to pick up your son."

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