Saturday, August 05, 2006

Why children shouldn't be allowed to ask me questions before I've had my coffee

"Do bears roar or growl?"

"Uh huh."

"No... do they roar OR growl?"

"Mmmmnuh."

"Mom!"

"Sorry... what?"

"What do bears do?"

"Shit in the woods."

"Huh?"

"You heard me."

Really. Someone needs to stop me before I completely ruin his chances of growing into a normal adult.

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