Thursday, June 08, 2006

Tonight on "When Animals Attack"

It's a quiet evening. The rain falls softly on the ground. A girl takes her trash to the curb. Upon returning to her house, she climbs the steps to the side porch and IS VICIOUSLY ATTACKED BY A RABID FLYING CREATURE.

Sweet Jesus! I didn't get a good look at it, but I'm pretty sure it was a freakin' pterodactyl. I hope its sweet pterodactyl babies enjoy the talon-full of my hair being added to the nest tonight.

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