Tuesday, April 25, 2006

We interrupt this broadcast to bring you a special report

The Seattle area is currently experiencing unusually high condom-in-the-street sightings. I myself have spotted 2 since Saturday. This points to unprecedented levels of spontaneous safe sex in cross walks. City officials fear an epidemic, and strongly urge citizens to avoid low lighting, sultry music, flavored massage oils, luxurious bubble baths, raw oysters, and all other known libido stimulants. Those with high sensitivities to sexual desires should remain indoors and stare at pictures of their mothers while thinking about baseball.

We now return to our regularly scheduled program.


Anonymous said...

KB...you can't stop free love. Seriously. Don't even try.

Anonymous said...

What intersection was that?

KB said...

I'm not telling. I'm planning to spend the next few nights there and see if I can't get lucky. Go find your own cross walk.

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