Tuesday, November 22, 2005

Surely you must be joking!

The HR Manager just came in and informed me that I'm required to dress up for the firm's annual holiday cocktail party. And by "dress up," she didn't mean in my favorite little black dress. In this case, "dress up" refers to my choice of one of the following costumes: Christmas tree; Snowman; Reindeer.

Let me just reiterate: a cocktail party. I'm going to be dressed like a fucking snowman at a cocktail party.

This is why people need booze at the holidays.

1 comment:

Jacque said...

Perhaps you can be a slutty snow man - all it takes is 2 strategically placed snow balls with coal nipples. . . I'm just sayin'. . .

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